At least make sure they are 18
Why
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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