Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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