i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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