what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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