We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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