we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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