i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Randomize
