I murdered the dance floor call the cops
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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