you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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