One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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