Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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