if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He better not be in your backpack
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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