what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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