I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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