cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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