I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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