you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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