i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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