I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
operation have a gay friend backfired
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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