WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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