Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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