talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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