Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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