he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
