Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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