You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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