This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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