She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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