just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Reggie can tackle my bush.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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