So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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