I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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