Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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