is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I've blown a few things in my day
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
