Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
COCAINE IS GR8
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
