so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't deserve a penis
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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