I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
