All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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