I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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