Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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