yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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