When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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