C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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