If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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