i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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