we're blogging at a bar
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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