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God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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