what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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