I've blown a few things in my day
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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