Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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