i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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