And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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