Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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