She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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