Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
