I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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