it wasn't lemon gatorade
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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