At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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